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Jason is one of my best friends. We attended the same Catholi high school for two years. He has many an alias, including "Jesus", "Christos", "Ernest Angley", and "Katy's hunk of Man". Jason's parents (a.k.a. Mary and Yehweh) are two of the coolest looking people around.
Jason is one of the smartest people in the school, and most certainly in the class. He is advanced in math and science, and is almost fluent in Latin (that's why all the Latin homework always looked alike). Jason is a really good actor. He starred in the school 2000 production of Agatha Christie's The Mouse Trap, where he played Giles, the owner of the house. The entire play he had his eyes all over Monica, who played his wife. (Just a side note: in the school paper, Jason had a picture of him remorselessly staring at Monica's butt.) Jason played Captain Albert Lennox in the spring 2001 musical, The Secret Garden. This year, he played in Job in the 2001 play, God's Favorite. Most recently, he stole the show in the 2002 musical, Return to the Forbidden Planet, in which he had the lead role as Captain Tempest, the eccentric William Shatner-like captain of the Millenium Schwartz II.
Using his acting abilities to the enjoyment of his fellow students, Jason is famous for his satirical impression of the Reverand Ernest Angley, the evangilistic preacher. If you have not seen him do this impression, you got to get to him for your own exorcism or "healing" as soon as possible.
So, hats off to Jason: scholar, friend, and pimp (just kidding). |
