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Riese on 8 MAY 2002

In this section, you shall learn more about me: Mstr. Cody J. Riese, esq. You will learn about me like you never thought possible. I hope you brought a helmet...

GET TO KNOW ME:

NAME - Mstr. Cody James Riese, esq.
BIRTHDAY - 11 April 1985
WHERE DO YOU LIVE - Canton South, OH (Hell)
SIBLINGS - 1/2 of a sister
FLIRTY- It's a full-time job
GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW- I gots me a new companion...Brittony!
CRUSH RIGHT NOW - My root beer loving, NASCAR crazed princess Brittony 
COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM- Creme walls, Forest Green Carpet, and an Big orange couch
HOBBIES - Umm...Loving; Wrestling, Outdoors stuff like hunting, fishing, and hiking; Volunteering; and My perpetual quest for true happiness
JOB - I am currently job hunting
WHAT'S YOUR SIGN - Aries

ABOUT ME:
> BOXERS OR BRIEFS- Neither, except during wrestling season b/c I don't want to get my balls smashed
> WIFEBEATER OR WHITE T-SHIRT - Wifebeater
> TALL OR SHORT - Short: 5'7"
> 6 PACK / MUSCULAR ARMS - I got arms and I'm workin on the six pack.
> GOOD GUY OR BAD GUY - I'm generally a good guy
> HAT OR NO HAT - No hat: it messes up my hair
> EAR PIERCED OR NOT - Ear rings are for girls and gays
> STUBBLE OR NEATLY SHAVED - Clean

ON GURLS
>BOY SHORTS OR BIKINI UNDERWEAR - Bikini Underwear, duh
>PAINTED NAILS OR NOT PAINTED - Whatever floats her boat
>BRA OR SPORTS BRA - Neither
>SORTA DRESSY OR CASUAL - Sorta dressy
>DARK OR LIGHT EYES - Dark Blue
>LONG OR SHORT NAILS - Short
>HAT OR NO HAT - No hat
>GOOD GIRL OR BAD GIRL - I like a little challenge, just as long as I end up winning
>JEWELRY OR NOT - A little
>TALL OR SHORT- Shorter than me (see above)
>CURLY OR STRAIGHT - Straight
>SKIRT OR DRESS - Skirt
>TAN OR FAIR - Mid-tone
>FRECKLES OR NOT - A few are cute
>PRETTY INDOOR CHICK, SPORTSIE CHICK - A sportsie pretty indoor chick
>All AMERICAN OR GRUNGE - All American
>ACCENT OR AMERICAN - A little, but nothing to heavy

MY PREFERENCES
> CUDDLE OR MAKE-OUT- Start with cuddling, then proceed to making out.
> CHOCOLATE MILK OR HOT CHOCOLATE - Chocolate milk
> MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING - I don't do burger joints
> COKE OR PEPSi- Pepsi (diet, if available)
> MARRY PERFECT LOVER OR PERFECT FRIEND - Both, but a marriage depends foremost on friendship
> ROOT BEER OR DR. PEPPER - Barq's over Dr. P., Dr. P. over A&W
> SAPPY/ACTION/COMEDY/HORROR - Comedy
> TEA/COFFEE/CAPPUCCINO - French Vannilla Cappuccino
> CATS OR DOGS - Both are cool
> MUD OR JELLO WRESTLING - Jello, clean-up would be funner
> SKIING OR BOARDING - I don't know how to ski, so boarding
> BIKING OR BLADIN -Biking, cuz it's faster
> CEREAL OR TOAST- cereal
> ROCK/SKA/PUNK/RAP/R&B/ALTERNATIVE/TECHNO/POP - I'm eclectic: but fave is 70's rock 80's
> GUM OR HARD CANDY- Skittles!!!!!
> MOTOR/SAIL BOATS - Motor boat: you can get hooks snagged in sails
> LIGHTS ON OR OFF - Like I care?
> TRUTH OR DARE - Neither, either can screw you over.
> WWF OR WCW - Neither! Only real wrestling is acceptable.
> OCEAN OR POOL - Pool I don't like jelly fish.
> LOVE OR LUST - Love over lust, but both are nice.
> SILVER OR GOLD - Silver, most definitely. Only Mr. T looks good in gold.
> DIAMONDS OR PEARLS - Diamonds, I guess.
> SHAKEN OR STIRRED - I like my chocolate milk shaken.
> SUNSET OR SUNRISE- I'm only conscious for sunsets.
> SHOWERS OR BATHS - Showers, baths are boring.
> FRIENDS THAT YOU LOOK LIKE - Nobody's lucky enuf to look like me.

MY FAVES
> COLOR - Dark Green
> NUMBER - I don't care
> MOVIE - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
> SUBJECT - Latina
> SONG - "867-5309" By Tommy Tutone
> CLOTHES BRAND- Who cares?
> SHOE BRAND - Who cares?
> SPORT TO PLAY - Wrestling: Sport of Men
> SPORT TO WATCH - Wrestling: I yell at them when they screw up and to do certain moves.

MISC. QUESTIONS
> DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL? It gets me out of the house, so why not?
> DO YOU LIKE TO TALK ON THE PHONE? Yes
DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PHONE LINE? I wish, but no one would call me anyway
> DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE? Yes, I am the king of slow dancing, but i only dance any other way if i'm drinking
> ARE YOU SCARED TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Nope
> HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNING DIPPING? So what if I have? So What?
> HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE? Have I ever NOT thought that I am gonna die?
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK? A couple of times. I ended up dancing
> HAVE YOU EVER KISSED SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX? No, I don't swing that way
> DO YOU SLEEP W/ A STUFFED ANIMAL? No.
> HAVE YOU EVER FRACTURED/BROKEN A BONE? Nope
> DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCING?It's for girls and gays
> DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GOOD PERSON -Humans are all inately good.
> HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE? Nope
> CAN YOU SWIM? Yes
> DO YOU LIKE TO SWIM? Why not?
> SING IN THE SHOWER? Who doesn't?
> DO YOU THINK CHEERLEADING IS A SPORT? A sport is a physical activity in which you cannot smoke a cigar while participating. You figure it out.
> WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS? Any body who doesn't see it. Duh.
> WHO DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW AS A G/F? Brittony!

Riese

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Riese on 8 May 2002








Me, with my new haircut,
on 8 MAY 2002